I’m not saying The Dark Knight Rises was so good it gave me a boner, but it was. And it did.
This was a real conversation. Sort of. The topics of jellyfish and jellyfish stings are real, but the wording has been changed a bit. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t go around asking my friends to pee on my face. I do, however, go around asking my friends if I’m the handsomest lad in all the lands. The answer is always a resounding “Yes!” followed by applause and the occasional bouquet of flowers.
I wish I could take credit for this, but I basically took it word for word from this Reddit post. Hey, it’s not my fault somebody said exactly what I wanted to say before I said it. Or even thought of it. In my brain.
Seriously though, can somebody explain the Apple iPad to me? Does it serve a purpose besides tricking people into thinking you have an oversized novelty iPhone?