A Good Friend Indeed

This was a real conversation. Sort of. The topics of jellyfish and jellyfish stings are real, but the wording has been changed a bit. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t go around asking my friends to pee on my face. I do, however, go around asking my friends if I’m the handsomest lad in all the lands. The answer is always a resounding “Yes!” followed by applause and the occasional bouquet of flowers.