A Good Friend Indeed

This was a real conversation. Sort of. The topics of jellyfish and jellyfish stings are real, but the wording has been changed a bit. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t go around asking my friends to pee on my face. I do, however, go around asking my friends if I’m the handsomest lad in all the lands. The answer is always a resounding “Yes!” followed by applause and the occasional bouquet of flowers.

The Apple iPad

I wish I could take credit for this, but I basically took it word for word from this Reddit post. Hey, it’s not my fault somebody said exactly what I wanted to say before I said it. Or even thought of it. In my brain.

Seriously though, can somebody explain the Apple iPad to me? Does it serve a purpose besides tricking people into thinking you have an oversized novelty iPhone?

Back From The Dead

Since there haven’t been updates in years you guys probably assumed the site was dead. Well guess what, dummy? It isn’t! Or at least it won’t be for long.¬†You’ll notice the site has gotten a major face lift along with some other upgradey like things. I’m not sure what, exactly, but I bet they’re neat. And shiny.

Anyways, check back occasionally and a new comic might actually materialize. Well that or porn. Either way you win!